nothing is worse than software that tells people when I’m online or when I read their message or when I’m typing something. I always want to be as unknowable in my silence as god
Were just gonna go ahead and say betty white lived to be 100, anyone got a problem with that?
Not a damn thing.
She was closer to 100 than she was to 99.9. It’s not just wishful thinking, it’s more mathematically accurate.
[image: tweet by JonByars: “I say she’s 100. She had 24 Leap Years, that’s an extra 24 days getting her past 1/17. This is the exception all of mankind needs right now”]
